dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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