My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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