dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
