i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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