Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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