I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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