please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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