would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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