At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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