Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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