That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
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Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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