Say something about gay babies.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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