i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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