I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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