Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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