So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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