so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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