well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
