Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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