well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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