You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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