Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I want her autograph on my taint
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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