I want to have your abortion
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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