i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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