are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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