i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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