YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Don't tell me you're on acid again
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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