One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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