please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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