I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
