I don't think brook has ever known best
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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