haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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