I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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