Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
That accounts for only three of the penises
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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