I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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