Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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