I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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