Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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