You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
