Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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