operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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