New invention idea: vibrating tampons
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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