Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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