We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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