why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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