Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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