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say what?
wanna hang out?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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