are you so shy because you have an std?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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