I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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