I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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