I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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