he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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